Numerous fans who attended the TURNSTILE show in Santa Cruz on August 30 have reported a renegade pooper making a complete mess of the circle pit and front of the stage area during the show. He remains at large.
TURNSTILE are currently on tour in support of their new album ‘Glow On’, which included a stop at a Vets Hall in Santa Cruz on August 30 with support acts SHOW ME THE BODY, NEVER ENDING GAME and GULCH. Now it seems at some point during TURNSTILE’s performance, human shit ended up smeared on the side of the stage and floor area.
As you can see below, Twitter poop sleuths who were at the TURNSTILE show have been abuzz about the phantom shitter. Footage of the concert, which can be seen below, doesn’t seem to be very helpful in identifying the secret pile dropper. Any help would be welcome and appreciated. Oh and apparently there is a commemorative t-shirt now which can also be seen below.
Don’t shit in the circle pit. We can’t believe we actually have to say this.
For a full list of TURNSTILE’s 2021 tour dates, click here.
SOMEONE SHITTED IN THE TURNSTILE PIT LAST NIGHT NO LIE
— SHOW ME THE BODY (@showmethebody) August 31, 2021
ATTN 40831: I cant believe this but yes human shit ended up on stage last night during Turnstile. As hilarious as this is it’s also disgusting & EXTREMELY unsafe. Plz if you have any idea of who it was, plz let me know as that person should not be allowed at shows ever again.
— Joel Cupcake (@JoelCupcake) August 31, 2021
I have a very big interest in the shit on stage at the Turnstile show story.
— tonie (@anthoniexg) September 1, 2021
I just beat the “did you shit during Turnstile” allegations ????????????????
— Jesus (@ilikeshoe) August 31, 2021
as someone who has, embarrassingly, shit their pants in the past (even had some recent close calls…), I STAND WITH THE TURNSTILE SHOW SHITTER. if you’ve never come close to shitting your pants, god bless your amazing bowels. some of us aren’t so lucky. literally “shit happens”
— Triple B Records (@TripleBRecords) September 1, 2021
Y’all scared the turnstile shitter into hiding. We could have waited till they casually told a friend thinking no one noticed and within the week we would have found out through the gossip. Now they hide covered in poop somewhere waiting to strike again.
— Urban Cowboy (@_urbancowboy__) September 1, 2021