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Police Are Now Involved In The BRASS AGAINST Onstage Pee Incident

Police Are Now Involved In The BRASS AGAINST Onstage Pee Incident

It seems that BRASS AGAINST are now dealing with the backlash from their onstage incident which saw lead singer Sophia Urista urinate on a fan’s face at the Welcome to Rockville festival in Daytona Beach, Florida. As previously reported, during BRASS AGAINST’s Thursday set at Welcome To Rockville, Urista called up a male volunteer, who...

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Check Out This Halloween Lighting Display Set to AVENGED SEVENFOLD’s “Nightmare”

Check Out This Halloween Lighting Display Set to AVENGED SEVENFOLD’s “Nightmare”

YouTuber Charlie Ray has uploaded a video displaying his home which is now officially all set for Halloween with a lighting display set to the AVENGED SEVENFOLD song ‘Nightmare’. How appropriate. Charlie put some serious time into his lighting display which turned out pretty amazing to say the least. The syncing alone must have been...

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IRON MAIDEN Fan Principal Keeps Job Despite Parents Petitioning For Her Removal

IRON MAIDEN Fan Principal Keeps Job Despite Parents Petitioning For Her Removal

The National Post reports that IRON MAIDEN loving high school principal Sharon Burns will be allowed to keep her job after a public parental campaign to have her removed. As first reported by Loaded Radio, parents at Eden High School in St. Catharines, Ontario launched a petition to remove principal Sharon Burns after discovering she’s...

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Check Out This A.I. That Generates Fake Metal Band Names, Album Titles And Cover Art

Check Out This A.I. That Generates Fake Metal Band Names, Album Titles And Cover Art

Struggling with coming up with the perfect, brutal name for your band? Wanna just follow a really cool, metal themed, artificial intelligence on Twitter that creates brutal metal band names, album titles and cover art? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find with the AI Twitter account ‘This Band Isn’t Real’. According to the ‘This Band...

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YOKO ONO Actually Doesn’t Sound That Bad  Singing Over Metal Riffs

YOKO ONO Actually Doesn’t Sound That Bad Singing Over Metal Riffs

Comedic shredder, and internet genius of the week, Andre Antunes, has uploaded a video to his YouTube channel of Yoko Ono’s “unique” singing styles played over his metal riffs. And it kinda works. Andre has been providing metal soundtracks to a vast amount of characters including wailing church pastors, navy march drills and so many...

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Then There Was That Time ZAKK WYLDE Hid A Bag Of His Own S**t Inside OZZY’s Sofa

With Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic 1991 album ‘No More Tears’ celebrating it’s 30th anniversary this year, longtime Ozzy shredder Zakk Wylde and album producer Duane Baron recently sat down with Metal Hammer to talk about the creation of the record and the insane antics that took place. With a sober Ozzy present for album’s recording process,...

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Video: GENE SIMMONS Barely Avoids Fall During Platform Failure KISS’s Concert In Tampa

Video: GENE SIMMONS Barely Avoids Fall During Platform Failure KISS’s Concert In Tampa

KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons just barely avoided a fall during the opening song of the band’s concert last night (Saturday, October 9) in Tampa, Florida. KISS, as they commonly do, opened the show with their hit “Detroit Rock City”, with each of the bandmembers lowered to the stage by hydraulic platforms. As the platforms on...

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There’s Now A Guitar Pedal That Turns Every Note You Play Into A Fart

There’s Now A Guitar Pedal That Turns Every Note You Play Into A Fart

So now there’s apparently a guitar pedal that will make your playing sound like literal “shit”. Well, flatulence to be specific. Ladies and gentlemen we introduce you to…The Fart Pedal. According to the guys over at Metal Injection, the Fart Pedal creator, a brilliant lad named Steve Gadlin, is currently asking for $30,000 on Kickstarter...

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STAIND’s AARON LEWIS Blames Democrats For ‘Every Scar That Exists On This Country’

STAIND’s AARON LEWIS Blames Democrats For ‘Every Scar That Exists On This Country’

STAIND frontman Aaron Lewis has accused the U.S. Democratic Party of fighting against civil rights and of having a long, sordid history of discrimination. Lewis went off on his tirade just prior to performing his new single called “Am I The Only One” during his October 7 concert at Texas Trust CU Theatre in Grand...